I do not like your pictures taken with your I-phone. Don't apologize for how awful they are, quit posting them if they are awful.
Don't tell me that you'll pray with me about something and then just gossip. Please just tell me "I'm way too shallow and self centered to pray with you about it, but I'll be sure to tell everyone I see your troubles and then tsk.tsk. about what you have done to bring it on yourself".
Do not bring your baby daddy to the family gathering when you know it's gonna set grandpa off. Live your life the way you want, but don't do things just to see what the reaction will be.
Also, please don't be surprised when I have a break and cut you.
If you are more than 20 pounds overweight, do not, I repeat do not wear a bikini. No one wants to see that. We do not care that you are fat...so are we, we just don't want to look at it.
Bras - they are for everyone over a B cup...at all times. Especially if your crop top is almost as long as your boobs hang.
Do not tongue kiss at your wedding. Its a given you are going to "do it" tonight...please don't make us have a mental visualization of anything related to your sex life.
This monster hair bow thing on your toddler? While she's at the pool? Come on. Thats a vanity thing with you...not her.
Thank you...I feel better now that I have that out.
